Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Krampuses are apparently the opposite of Santa Clauses in Alpine countries of Europe, doing the smiting role that a piece of coal does in our Christmases. That's a lot of eses's. Earl declared it a holiday a couple weeks prior and on Saturnalia Eve Morning I came up with this instead of wrapping presents and shit.
The Rite of the Burning of the Rite Aid Circular
I didn't take any photos of this, and really all you need to do is light a fire so any circular will suffice. Figure out a good spot and get some kindling and start lighting. Took me a long time so use as many circulars as it takes. This represents the relighting of timeless pagan ritual (fire in this case) so in the Jesus laden atmosphere it's tricky to get going. Once it's lit real good go inside and refill the coffee and whatever other human shit you got to do. I'm not saying there's ghosts or spirits or anything but they need solo time with the fire. It'll go out quick though, so get back out there.
Burn an Idle
An idle is just something useless or unfinished. In the case of this thing I made channel above the brow ridge I found unsatisfactory and it was just sitting by the back door for months. Burn as many idles as you want for the rest of the fires duration.
By 3 pm I'd had enough smoke and fire and had abandoned it. Then upstairs came home and got on it. The craziest shit is that he actually burned an idle without knowing about the whole idle thing. One falling-apart bird feeder in fire. Eventually we had to get ready for dinner. We left.
There were plenty of coals around 11pm and we lit it back up and kicked it for awhile. The next morning it was still hot.. Merry Krampus, see you next year.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
2nd, forget camera is in pocket during midnight death march through snow encrusted woods and sleeping next to a rock on the edge of a swamp. Find at part where the trail gets nice (no saplings, no fallen tree stacks or deep leafy mud) next afternoon after hiking back out and eating a couple pounds of venison trail side. Also, we were out of water so a running creek was tight. Filtered out about a gallon..